FEATURE: 10 Ways To Make Your Semen Taste Better

<p>We've been told that the white stuff is good for us, but something tells me they aren't talking about your boyfriend's love milk.</p> <p>by Jake Simpson | 19th September 2013</p><p></p><p>We've all been there, on your knees, boyfriend's face in complete ecstasy as he deposits a load in your mouth and you think - "quick someone pass the water / dettol or duck, what the hell have I just swallowed..." </p><p></p><p>Well have no fear my cum guzzling friends, here are 10 ways to make your junk taste as sweet as honey.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4563253514.jpg" width="380" height="253" alt="" title=""/></p> <p></p><p>1. WASH IT ALL OUT: We hear it all the time… ‘Drink more water!’ It washes out all the pollutants - not only great for your cum’s taste, but great for skin, liver and kidneys.</p><p></p><p>2. POLUTION: Cut down on the pollutants, these are: Alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine.</p><p></p><p>3. VEGGIE DIET: Makes for good tasting sperm, but there are ones to avoid: Cabbage, cauliflower, broccoli, and asparagus all can lead to a bad tasting Oil Of Man.</p><p></p><p>4. GET FRUITY: Pineapples, papayas, cranberries, melons, mangos, apples, grapes and lemons are all good choices. Fruits that are high in natural sugars help offset the bitter taste of your man chowder.</p><p></p><p>5. MEATY MEAL: - Red meats have to go, I'm sorry, but if you want to keep your boy smiling, then it's out with meats, like beef, lamb and pork. Swap with good quality, high protein cuts of chicken and turkey.</p><p></p><p>6. CHEESEY: - Too many diary products can make your Man Mayonnaise taste salty, so is best to keep consumption of cheese and milk to a minimum.</p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4598851781.jpg" width="460" height="306" alt="Man Milk" title="Man Milk"/></p> <p></p><p>7. VAMPIRES don't like garlic, and neither do your two little love-juice making chums. Onions as well as garlic are big offenders when it comes to a nasty tasting load, because of their high sulphur content.</p><p></p><p>8. HERE COMES THE SCIENCE BIT: High chlorophyll is good for tasty cupid's toothpaste. You can find chlorophyll in parsley, wheatgrass, and celery.</p><p></p><p>9. TEAS: Ever wondered what extras to put in your Starbuck's coffee, well Cinnamon is brilliant, as well as other spices such as cardamom.</p><p></p><p>10. EAT FROM THE EARTH: - Junk food makes your Juice taste bad - they're full of chemicals and preservatives, which pollute your body. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Changes to your food intake will start to have effect on your Love Liquor in around 12 to 24 hours, so keep this in mind; it's best to have a day of clean livin' for the rampant dirty night after. </p><p></p><p>On a more serious note, if your semen smells bad, this might be a sign of infection and you should perhaps visit your GP.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If you've got a sexual question ask our sexual health specialists over at <a href="http://www.noexcuse.thegayuk.com/AskAQuestion">http://www.noexcuse.thegayuk.com/AskAQuestion</a> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p>