So Lil's back y'all and with a cracking tune called 'Hard Out There' or as we like to call it 'Bitch' Mainly because it's the most sung word in the song.
by Jake | 13th November 2013
It's her first solo single since 2010 - and boy has she come back with a tuneful ditty, which we completely love. Here's the 17 reasons why...
You know a video's going to be good when you see the PAEC warning... I rung my mum and told her that I was going to watch Lil's new track - she was like: 'Jake you're 33 I don't care what you're watching...'
Then there was the splatter of fat from Lily's stomach and we knew instantly that we loved it...
Then the PR Guy/ Record Exec said: "Jesus how can someone let themselves get like this..." and the doctor says: "Lack of self discipline..."
and Lily's like: "I've had two babies..." damit you tell 'em gurl... (snaps fingers, but we can't really get away with it...)
and then the music kicks in and Lily pulls this awesome dance move and we think we're watching a Beyoncé or Jessie J video or something...
Then Lily starts to shake her money maker and we're like: 'You Go Gurl..." and continue to snap our fingers (even though we still can't get away with it)
and then like every self respecting Pop star starts to wash her hub caps in the kitchen. Babes we do the same thing except with our shoes - after a night out in G-A-Y.
Then there was a lot of shaking of what we're led to believe is Booty? Perhaps as a 'Booty Call' for heterosexual males? Potench?
and this backup dancer be like: 'Sod it I'm just gonna make myself wet with this bottle o'Champers' and we're like: 'Don't be wasting that...'
Then for those of you who are really slow the true meaning of the song becomes apparent - that no matter how you look, pink hair or not, you iz beauts - get it?
Then the PR Guy/ Record Exec tries to show Lil how to deep throat a banana and she be like...
Like this? (Bravo!)
and there was the obligatory product placements like this:
and these:
and then this - which was in Video!
and then we just loved EVERYTHING about this picture...
and then at the end Lily's like: 'I'm outta here' and stomps off with her killer heels...
Watch the full video at http://www.videos.thegayuk.com/HardOutThere
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