It’s Raining Reindeer is a story told in the form of a…

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It’s Raining Reindeer is a story told in the form of a song about an unfortunate mishap with Santa’s sleigh. With toys scattered everywhere and elves falling through the air, will Santa be able to deliver all the toys in time? Related Audio: Glee Club Smarties™ Christmas album. Related Songbooks: Christmas Songbook and Easy Piano.

IT’S RAINING REINDEER

The forecast for Christmas
Called for sleet and rain
The reindeer were sick
They cancelled all the reindeer games
Santa kinda worried
But the reindeer said they’re fine
They thought they could deliver
All the toys in time…

That night: Fog Alert!
Bad weather around the Earth
The sleigh started to sway
As the reindeer powers began to fade

It’s raining reindeer,
Downpouring reindeer,
Just sloshin’ reindeer
Look out!
Uh uh-huh
Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh no!
Woh yeah
Oo, woh oop!

Dive-bombin’ Donner
Has a look of fright Rudolph is fallin’
But his nose is still bright
Prancer’s hooves got
Stuck in the mud
When Santa falls
We’ll hear a loud thud!

Has anyone seen anything of Blitzen?
Dasher just landed near
The window in the kitchen
Cupid’s warming up in
Front of the fire
The rest got caught in
Telephone wires

Toys scattered everywhere;
Elves falling through the air
Santa’s slippin’ on the ice
He lost his list of the
Naughty and Nice

It’s raining reindeer,
Downpouring reindeer,
Just sloshin’ reindeer
Look out!

Santa and his elves were
Quite understanding
They didn’t seem to worry
’Bout the slight crash landing
Santa waved his hands
And the magic made it right
The deer were good to go
For the rest of the night

’Twas raining reindeer,
Downpouring reindeer,
Just sloshin’ reindeer
Tonight!
Just a slight delay
Santa’s on his way!

*Lyric sheet provided by author/publisher and is used by permission. Published by Whisper the Name Jeff Funk. All rights reserved.