Do You Have Facial Faeces?

<p>Sporting a lumbersexual beard may not be as hot as you think according to a survey conducted by a TV news crew in New Mexico.</p> <p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4620689875.jpg" width="380" height="253" alt="https://www.flickr.com/photos/rebeccacbrown13/ [CC via Flickr]" title="https://www.flickr.com/photos/rebeccacbrown13/ [CC via Flickr]"/></p> <p></p><p>When microbiologist John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics swabbed a few beards even he was shocked at what he discovered. Several of them contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Mr. Golobic announced that if there were similar samples in the water system, then it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.</p><p></p><p>‘Those are the types of things you’d find in (fecal matter),’ he added.</p><p></p><p>Urgh. So think twice before you kiss your man with his hairy face, unless of course you actually are turned on by this news. </p><p></p><p>by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/rogerwalkerdack">@rogerwalkerdack</a></p>